Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm really into asian looking animals
If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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