Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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