My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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