***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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