Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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