Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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