Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I need a beard to bite.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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