I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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