He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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