We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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