How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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