I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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