i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
