it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
you never un-have a 4some
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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