Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Two words: nipple clamps
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