I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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