She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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