he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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