There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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