I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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