Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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