Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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