If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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