Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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