I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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