i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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