Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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