Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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