The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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