He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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