so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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