I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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