so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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