Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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