okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My balls are so social today.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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