he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
