youre lurking in front of me
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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