I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
don't judge my taste in strippers
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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