i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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