But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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