is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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