Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
he fucked my hip out of place.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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