the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Hippo gnu deer
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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