oh god the rape fog is back!
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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