You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
my being single is dangerous.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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