I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Vodka?
Forever.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize