Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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