come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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