There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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