Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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