dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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