i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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