quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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