Midget sex pt 2 tonight
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
