BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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