Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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