Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Let's paint friendship bongs
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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