hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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